FRIDAY! And, as it so happens, I am in a good mood, so here's a lil joke for ya:
A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" The defendant answered, "No, we won."
I love this joke because it involves someone wearing a barrel....where do you find a barrel in a courtroom? I don't think barrel-wearing is still the means of measuring poverty. Also a good joke because my new favorite is cracking on lawyers, for reasons outlined in this post.
FRIDAY!
I've already had a latte from the office espresso maker AND a coke. My head is swimming right now. It's a little intense. I don't know if I've told you about the professional-grade espresso machine that we have in the kitchen at work, but it is AWESOME. It's taken me this long to learn to use it, because it's the real deal, purchased from Bewleys, a famous tea/coffee house in Dublin.
FRIDAY!
I've already had a latte from the office espresso maker AND a coke. My head is swimming right now. It's a little intense. I don't know if I've told you about the professional-grade espresso machine that we have in the kitchen at work, but it is AWESOME. It's taken me this long to learn to use it, because it's the real deal, purchased from Bewleys, a famous tea/coffee house in Dublin.
That's almost identical to the one we have. And it's taken me so long to use it, because I don't just want a coffee, I'm a hummingbird-coffee drinker, with sugar and caramel and all manner of goodness in my drink. So this is basically the point my coffee is at as of this morning:
LOL, just kidding. It was just a latte, but it was good.
FRIDAY!
Today one of the parents in the office brought in a catalog of fundraiser things her kid is selling, and it comes with samples. One of the samples is a joke book, containing THE MOST RACIST JOKES OF ALL TIME. I cannot believe 1. a school is selling it and 2. it's sitting in a place of work right now. It's got joke chapters for every nation, I'm serious. Here's one of the American jokes that someone read to me while my jaw was on the floor:
Two Iranian families immigrate to America, and the fathers make a bet to see which family has assimilated the best in a year. 12 months later, the fathers meet up to see who's more American. Father no. 1 says, "I'm on my way to my son's baseball game, my daughter is at the mall with her friends, my wife is at home planning our Superbowl party, and that's my Ford F150 over there." Father no. 2 replies, "Fuck you towelhead."
OH MY LORD!!!! I about fell out of my chair. Poor Teo DeLuca, the Italian engineer, was raging when he heard an Italian joke. This is terrible!! But the good news is that it prompted me to find a funny lawyer joke and put it in the blog, and if there's anything that every nation can agree on, it's that we all hate lawyers. lol (jk Ev)
FRIDAY!
Okay, lastly, I want to share a special website with you, courtesy of Beth. PlanetHiltron uses a little Photoshop and a lot of creativity to show the viewing public what celebs would look like if they didn't have the money to look like themselves. Madonna is the headliner at present, and you gotta admit, she looks waaaaay more age appropriate! Definately check this one out.
Have a good weekend....and a great FRIDAY!
FRIDAY!
Today one of the parents in the office brought in a catalog of fundraiser things her kid is selling, and it comes with samples. One of the samples is a joke book, containing THE MOST RACIST JOKES OF ALL TIME. I cannot believe 1. a school is selling it and 2. it's sitting in a place of work right now. It's got joke chapters for every nation, I'm serious. Here's one of the American jokes that someone read to me while my jaw was on the floor:
Two Iranian families immigrate to America, and the fathers make a bet to see which family has assimilated the best in a year. 12 months later, the fathers meet up to see who's more American. Father no. 1 says, "I'm on my way to my son's baseball game, my daughter is at the mall with her friends, my wife is at home planning our Superbowl party, and that's my Ford F150 over there." Father no. 2 replies, "Fuck you towelhead."
OH MY LORD!!!! I about fell out of my chair. Poor Teo DeLuca, the Italian engineer, was raging when he heard an Italian joke. This is terrible!! But the good news is that it prompted me to find a funny lawyer joke and put it in the blog, and if there's anything that every nation can agree on, it's that we all hate lawyers. lol (jk Ev)
FRIDAY!
Okay, lastly, I want to share a special website with you, courtesy of Beth. PlanetHiltron uses a little Photoshop and a lot of creativity to show the viewing public what celebs would look like if they didn't have the money to look like themselves. Madonna is the headliner at present, and you gotta admit, she looks waaaaay more age appropriate! Definately check this one out.
Have a good weekend....and a great FRIDAY!
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