24.9.10

BC Parents Weekend

It's Boston College Parents weekend! Here's my one-liners regarding the event:



It's BC Parents Weekend! Campus looks like a Brooks Brothers trunk show.

It's BC Parents Weekend! The cafeteria foie gras and flan counters are stocked and ready.

It's BC Parents Weekend! The lawyer-dad's tour of art-history-son's department appears on the itinerary simply as "Trail of Tears".

It's BC Parents Weekend! Tea Party lapel pins and autographed copies of Glenn Beck's "The Overton Window" available in the campus book store!

It's BC Parents Weekend! The dorm bathrooms are filled with the scent of Trophy Wife perfume.

It's BC Parents Weekend, but the campus is a dead ringer for a Doctor-Lawyer Convention.

It's BC Parents Weekend! What do you mean they won't valet my Mercedes? What is this, Bosnia?

It's BC Parents Weekend! God help you if you're not wearing an ascot.

It's BC Parents Weekend! The air sings with the money-begging lilt of "Da-ddy!" 

It's BC Parents Weekend! Keynote Speaker: Christine O'Donnell.

It's BC Parents Weekend, which explains the tax-writeoff forms next to the coin fountain choked with $100s.

It's BC Parents Weekend! Quick, everyone hide evidence of your expensive cocaine habit!

It's BC Parents Weekend! Just me, or are girl's skirts on this campus a few inches longer than normal today?

It's BC Parents Weekend! That's funny, that mom's Sigg water bottle smells like Christmas trees.



hahahaha, rich people. Have a good weekend everyone!

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