Bus v. Subway

Bus
+ it's usually faster
+ you get to look around at the sights out the window
+ no rats or poo to contend with

- usually smell like urine
- the seats area is always sketch
- vom-inducing bus driving
- cold in winter, hot in summer
- who the hell knows how to navigate a bus schedule/bus route?

Subway
+ pretty easy to navigate
+ that sing-song destination voice
+ its underground, like a Ninja Turtle
+ if you've successfully gotten through one, you can handle 'em all
+ have become classic landmarks: Tube, Paris Metro, NYC Metro, El, San Fran's trolleys, Luas...

- Pee, poo and rats
- Germtown, population: germs
- It's hot underground
- Can be expensive
- Never takes you exactly where you want to go