It will pain me, then, to show him Rome's latest favorite son...er, daughter: Porn Star Election Candidate
Milly D'Abbraccio, famous Italian porn star, is running for a seat in Rome's city hall. Yes, the city hall of Augustus. Of Caesar. Trajan. Cicero. Horace.
And now, Milly:
No, this is not an invite to Kwame Kilpatrick's next house party. It's Milly's campaign poster. Holy moses.
So stop looking at the butt now and let me tell you about this weekend! There will be an intense, passionate, fervered cleaning of every corner of my house in preparation for my HOUSE GUESTS next week! Also, I'm working on a few treats and surprises for when they get here. :)
I've got the place to myself for the weekend because my flatmate has gone to Estonia for the weekend for a little fun. Where the hell is Estonia, you ask? No--no---don't look at the map! Don't you cheat! You tell me--tell me where you think it is!
If you guess city-state somewhere near Croatia, you are dead wrong. I checked...because that may or may not have been my first guess.
Okay, so anyway, this Sunday is National Grilled Cheese Day, so be sure and make yourself a nice grilled cheesy. I'll be making croque monsieur, because I've never tried, and because if Ina Garten can do it, goddammit, so can I.
And if you find yourself with a few spare minutes and in need of a laugh, check out someecards, an e-card site from The Onion guys. It is pants-wettingly funny and I guarantee you'll end up sending out at least one or two, if not dozens. Make sure to send me one while you're at it!
Have a good weekend! Enjoy my gifts of food, laughs, and a little booty! :P
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