5.6.08

First Things First

WOO!



Okay, had to get that out of the way.


Next order of business
Someone just farted at my desk and it smells like cauliflower and that is amazingly, amazingly disgusting.


Third order of business
I had an executive meeting yesterday that lasted 3hours. The eff word was uttered no less than 38 times (I kept a tally in my steno:)


That's an eff word every 4.7 minutes. And for the record, there was only one "bs" and one "ahole", so really I have a feeling the eff bomb doesn't carry as much weight here as it does in the States. Or at least it doesn't carry as much weight in Co. Kerry, where my foulmouthed CEO is from.

Fourth order of business
I'm going to Armagh this weekend. On a train. It's in the North. It's where a lot of troubles were back in the 90's. Bombs and bomb threats on trains and gun toting militia and that. It's cool now tho. Stephen's family lives there on a farm. I'm gonna go see it. Also, his dad plays tin whistle in the local (local pub, that is) on weekends. Tin whistle. I'm gonna go see that too. Also golf. Also visit their orchard. Also play wii cuz his mom has a wii. This is starting to sound like a "how i spent my summer vacation" report.

Fifth order of bidness
My job is SUCKING right now. I offered up my help to some struggling teams and basically got dumped on, then publicly humiliated when the teams told the whole office that I was now doing their bs work. I'm talking ordering coffee for the kitchen bs work. I'm talking working for Jeni. Anyway, write me condolances. Ahora, por favor!

Sixth order of biznass
Kara comes in TWO EFFING WEEKS. w00t!

Seventh order of biz
Yesterday I was wrapped up in two bits of geekiness:
1. I learned how to use idvd to make dvd's on my computer of my trips with music backing them and stuff. It is intensly awesome.
2. Sims is coming out with an apartments expansion pack and I won't be able to get in on the fun cuz of my macness. Woe. Woe is me!


And that's the full report! We are officially caught up...that is, if you write me and give me your minutes now. :)

Happy Thursday!

1 comment:

  1. you're darn tootin' that's a WOOT!! mayhaps even a WOOT WOOT!!

    Kara-o'bey O'shay

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